Retired. SDAM and aphantasia mean that I've forgotten all the stuff you used to know about me. These days: Hiking, photography, house-husband, vegan, AA9MG, Linux, Oregonian.
@alexis11 The bill exempts Halloween, school mascots, and up to five days a year as long as they're official school events not dedicated to non-human species.
But yeah, this is clearly just some clueless adult who wants to make sure the kids are just as anal-retentive in school as he was.